Daddy's Little Girl
Upon entering his daughter's room, Mr. Lacy found a note on the bed and proceeded to read it. It stated the following:
Dear Dad,
I am sorry to have run away, but there is something I must tell you, and I couldn't bare to do it in person. I've decided to run away with Billy (my boyfriend I've been hiding from you and Mom), and we're going to get married. He promises to support me with the food stamps and goverment money he's been stashing away, but assures me there are always other ways to get money in a pinch.
He also plans to help me with my alcohol problem, which I've done a pretty good job of hiding over the past year. We plan on raising our still unborn child in the best little beach shack we can find in Mexico - I'm sure it won't be much, but I know we'll be happy together so that's all that matters. I plan on getting there with the fake passport Billy was so kind to make for me. We just hope that he won't get put back into Rehab again for his drug abuse problems.
I really wish you could meet him Daddy. He's so sweet! On my next birthday he's gonna take me down to this bar and get me a tattoo to match his! And for his birthday I hope I'll be able to afford to get him some dental work, so that maybe he can have all of his teeth when he smiles even though I think the gap is kind of cute. Well, wish us luck!
Love you,
Your little girl
P.S. I actually just got an F on my report card, but it could be a lot worse, right? I'm over at my friend Ashley's house. Come get me when you calm down.
25 comments:
Oh this is too good! Why did I never think to do something like this!
That is totally a heart picture! I love it. They are darling. I know they are not getting Fs on their report cards. :-)
This was so good I shared it with my husband! I was all prepared to tear up, but it through us for a loop at the end :)
I love it!
So cute!
Love the B&W!
hilarious!
Cute!
As always, I absolutely love it!
LOL! Where do you get all of your stories?!? Too funny!
Such a cute image, too!!
:-) Certainly makes that F not look like a big deal!
Love it!! Happy Monday!
Love the heart and yoooooouuuuu are so naughty!
Still super cute!
Absolutely hilarious! And the shot is really sweet.
Erika B
Raising a teenager, I can definitely attest to the idea that is is ALL relative! You never fail to make me chuckle, Becky!
It's always good to keep your perspective in life! :-) Cute photo!
Well, that got the heart pumping a bit, that's for sure.
Great story Becky.
Love the Heart photo too. Its so sweet...just like you.
Do you ever think we will meet in person?
It sure would be wonderful.
Sue
how sweet is this. love this real life post.
Lol!! Way to spin an F grade ;o) Happy Valentine's Day, Becky!! Love you to bits!
Hilarious :D Happy Valentine's Day!
Oh, if I ever got a letter like that from my son- I would kill him after I hugged him! LOL!
That is awesome. I with I had thought of that when I was younger! Happy Valentine's Day!
What a fun "heart" picture! I love it my friend :-)
You had me going for a minute there. HA! I should have used this when I got a D in computers back when they first came out! Instead I was grounded for NINE weeks!! It coulda been worse!! :o)
be blessed,
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