What do monsters call human beings?
Breakfast, lunch and dinner!
Mama Kat’s Writer’s Workshop
is all about Halloween today.
Shoshi is going to be a transformer.
I forget the exact name.
(I do know that it is ‘the coolest one!’
if that helps you figure it out…)
Sadly,
although Halloween is just
2 days away
Kaish has no idea what he is going to be.
He has given me approximately
eleventy eleventy million ideas-
but when we go to the store,
nothing is up to his standard.
I.Am.Going.Crazy!
I won’t tell you about how crazy
I am going though.
I will just tell you to scoot over
to Mama Kat’s
and enter to win
the coolest camera/video recorder
ever in the history of the world.
No, I am NOT being overly dramatic.
I am nothing if not
the epitome of calm at all times.
Go on. Scoot. Skeedaddle.
Oh wait!
Do you want to see a picture of the
Costume-less child?

Don’t I know the cutest children in the whole wide world?
Here are some Halloween Jokes to make your day brighter!
What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
Any old girl he can dig up!
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away her w!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts!
Was it hard for your kids
to make a costume pick?